You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.


So...are you addicted to Coffee or cant stand the stuff????

I love coffee, in the am, at noon, and at night...because of the hipoglycemia, the coffee, sugar, and creamer relax me..I have about two cups at 10:00pm while I watch the news, and sleep like a baby...during the day I rather have coffee than juice or water...this stuff is cheaper than other substances...just wish it would help with the weight loss like the other stuff...Oh well you can't have it all, but I sure can try!

I drink lots of black tea. I like coffee, but too MUCH caffeine gives me a headache... On the days when I've been up all night and have to stay awake all day, too, I have to choose between being bleary or having a migrane. Talk about unfair!!!

I have to agree....I love the Smell of Fresh Brewed Coffee....Nothing says wake up better then Folgers in your cup...in the morning!
Or is it maxwell houses...good to the last drop.

LOL...why as Why...or why not ???
Oh Geez...look what you started...
just kidding

I do drink a lot of coffee. I have been trying to cut back. I also have been drinking green tea as I think it has less caffeine. Yeah, as you guys know Liv does not sleep well. And, that translates into more coffee in the a.m. But, I do love coffee.. Even love iced coffee. I try & cut myself off by 1030 though. Then around 4 I start drinking green tea iced. One time I went backpacking & forgot my coffee. I had the worst migraine worse than a hang over. Perhaps, I have a problem but, I can think of worse addictions. Did you know the longer a bean roasts the more cafeinne is cooked out (espresso has less). I googled it. Cuz I wanted to know the most bang for my buck at Starbucks.... That is true addict info there. Peas out KC

When I worked nights I drank coffee by the keg. Now that I'm not working, I enjoy my morning coffee, 3 or 4 cups. The smell of brewing coffee is almost better than the taste.

You're too funny, Lisa!