Funny Book Titles

The French Chef -- by Sue Flay
Unemployed -- by Anita Job
Off to Market -- by Tobias A. Pigg
I Lived in Detroit -- by Helen Earth
Inflammation, Please -- by Arthur Itis
Handel's Messiah -- by Ollie Luyah
Downpour! -- by Wayne Dwops
Cloning -- by Ima Dubble
Irish Flooring -- by Lynn O'Leum
Holmes Does it Again -- by Scott Linyard
Home Alone IV -- by Eddie Buddyhome
The Scent of a Man -- by Jim Nasium
Is O. J. Guilty? -- by Howard I. Know
Animal Illnesses -- by Ann Thrax
French Overpopulation -- by Francis Crowded
Fallen Underwear -- by Lucy Lastic
House Construction -- by Bill Jerome Home
Yellow River -- by Iam Ping
Lewis Carroll -- by Alison Wonderland
Leo Tolstoy -- by Warren Peace
The L. A. Lakers Breakfast -- by Kareem O' Wheat
Why Cars Stop -- by M. T. Tank
Wind in the Willows -- by Russell Ingleaves
Look Younger -- by Fay Slift
Mountain Climbing -- by Andover Hand
It's Springtime! -- by Theresa Green
No! -- by Kurt Reply

but we know its definately not me....lol
You all would smell something burning for miles away if I had to think that hard.

I love them! Who thinks of all these??