The Washcloth

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning
at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it
was already around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able

to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning,
cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

That was too cute. It sounds like someone with an ASD kid in the house.